I hate Easter Island

I hate that Jared Diamond and others like to go on comparing us now to them then, what with resource usage and such.  C’mon!  They were on a stupid little island with limited resources and built fucking giant heads using all their boat-building material up.  They knew trees grow back after a while, and that you can plant new ones.  But they didn’t make any effort to not fuck themselves.

Today we’re not just taking all our resources and whipping them in the Ocean or something and congratulating each other on how much we threw in*, and at least a couple of use are working our asses off on building boats and exploring the other island options.   Why do these jackasses gotta act like no one has any idea and nothing’s being done?  We replant trees, we look for alternative fuel solutions, we research ways of producing more efficiently, we develop newer and better ways or re-fertilizing over-farmed land, we introduce new diseases into the Irish population to keep their numbers low, we do loads upon loads of amazing shit that they should be celebrating and encouraging instead of saying we’ve gone off the deep end of civilizational retardedness.    (At this point I’m not attacking Diamond, who’s pretty smart and writes well, I’ve just kind of rambled on past the initial thing where he mentioned the EI.U comparison.  I just want to make clear that despite his primitivist tendencies at times, I’m not particularly negatively disposed toward him.  I’m just madly out of it because of lack of sleep and painkillers and anti-homicide pills and am just rambling on about Easter Island because I’ve suddenly decided they’re a bunch of fuckers, and also about whateverthefuck with the environment or something.)

Ok OK.  here’s my point: people have to get off their asses and fucking celebrate our accomplishments and drive to improve things and such for once.  damnit i feel like hugging everything.   this is no time to be writing.  fuck.  i’m just doing what i said i’d do here on my other blog.   fuck.  cultural relativism is stupid.  how did it seep into the left?  I’m anti-rapoe no matter where the rapistives, and I’m anti-building stupid fucking heads with all your stuff even if your culture says that’s the bee’s knees.  I gotta stop writing bu I can’t.  This is just likethe other night and that fucking facebook application where you compare your friends and then it, unbeknownst to you, sends out messages like “caligula thinks you’re the most fuckable person he knows” and shit like that, though i just found out that apaprently it doesn’t send out any of the embarrassing messages like that, but just things like “caligula thinks you’re organized”, or “caligula thinks you have nice hair”.  but damn, that worried me bad and i ended up like this all talkative and singing and such all because the pills the doctors give me so i don’t react to everything by killing tend to make me into a blathering idiot.  remember when this blog was basically the withdrawal blog?  oh, memories.  oh wait, that was  the other blog.  Things like this and the multiple people i’ve stabbed are why i can’t run for public office.  which is part of the reason i hate democracy.  in a good society, stabbing multiple people and thinking easter island might have been a penal colony for idiots considering the shit they did way back should automatically make you president, or even grand-mayor.  i’m so tired.

*-OK, I know some of these shitbirds think that the stuff we use our resources for are the equivalent of building stupid giant heads**,  but they can take their fucking anti-humanism and shove it up their asses, or into the gaping wounds someone should be leaving in them.

**-If anyone objects to me devaluing those fucking retarded heads, especially because it was part of their religion, I promise I will hunt you down and use your head as stupid fucking lawn ornament.  All religions are stupid, but the one that involves using ALL your shit to build and transport giant heads is the one that even the other religions get to make fun of.

Anemployment forever

Anemployment is the freedom from employment. The freedom I am committed to upholding.

Two, four, maybe three ,five, or six years ago, I started the Guelph Anemployment Association (The GAA) (when I lived in Guelph). We devoted ourselves to maintaining and improving our lifestyles without ever getting a job. I, not caring about other people, have no idea how that worked out for everybody else, but for me it lead to a life of Patrician leisure, and not a moment worked.

Now, after several years of avoiding any political work whatsoever, I’m feeling the need to get reinvolved (though on my selfish terms). I’ve, after some discussion, settled on three immediate goals.

1. Establish a church in my house.
2. Start a National Anemployment Association.
3. Start a (small) group blog on politics/current events.

Plans are in motion and co-conspirators have been enlisted.

I’ll keep you posted on how I’m going to make your world better.