Crapping with the Fuck You

I’m watching “Walking with the Cavemen” right now and it’s making me so angry I could shit.  The host, some moustached asshole, acts like he’s really watching early humans at shit.  He whispers when he’s watching them, and fucking pretended he was in a tree with fucking Lucy.  He Fucking has binoculars!  They’re fuckers in gorilla suits “jumping on his car”. 

One just had fucking well kept sideburns.

This is making me angry because I like the concept.  They just shouldn’t have this douche pretending we’re retarded, or fucking explaining “the power of the sun” or, at the moment, “seasons”.*  (Oh shit, he just acted all dramatic about the wonder of grass.)  If he wasn’t in his safari shit and sneaking up on actors in costumes this could be interesting.  I’m not saying it can’t be playful, I enjoyed that fake nature show about dragons. 

Oh fuck.  In the american version they didn’t use this Hitler-with-a-bigger-moustache looking fuck, they used Alec Baldwin.  Did he sneak up on shit or did he just narrate and they cut this bastard’s silly scenes out?

So tired.  Can’t take this.  There was just a dance off in the show. 

*-Planet Earth just pulled that shit too.  Explaining seasons takes up 40% of the first species.